Troop Humor

Nice to see that our troops in Afghanistan have retained a sense of humor.

'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF . . . '

1. You refine heroin
for a living, but you have
a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun
and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your
bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you
haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other than setting off
roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase,
'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against
women and think every man should
own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether
necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your
neighbor's goat.